The Average Student Loan Takes 10 Years to Pay Off…

Posted: May 19, 2012 in Uncategorized

…I want mine paid off in one year. I possess over $12,000 in student loan debt and expect my loyal slaves to tribute me heavily to pay it all off within a maximum amount of one year. Since I graduated in 2011, think of these tributes as late graduation presents. From this point forward, my debts represent all of your debts. Moreover, the loan payback amount isn’t too high due to the fact I received multiple grants, mainly as a result of my superior intelligence, making my four years of college affordable. Thus, I expect on this day next year, at the latest, to create a post which will describe how my loyal slaves paid off all of this new debt I passed onto them. Make it happen, slaves!!!

Comments
  1. Toby says:

    Totally hot idea man… yu go… damn slaves will do their part…one year payoff…fu k yeah!!!

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